Well, I'm the lucky one. I responded just to their tollfree number to "sign up" for their "product testers wanted" come-on printed in a mailing, ostensibly to "evaluate three new products for free": their gel, and their melatonin and probiotic items (p. 20). Cutting to the chase, I told their agent that all I wanted to do was to "test" their products before I ordered any other quantity of any of them. The agent insisted that I had to order their "Best Value Offer" ($99 +/-) (p. 21) in conjunction with the free trial samples offered for testing, which included "4 Free Gifts." At that point, I told the agent that it was dishonest advertising and hung up. No harm, but fouled.