On the Label side which reads "Coca Cola" your can states in all bold lettering "RECYCLE ME". Upon reading this, and due to my great hatred towards anything globo h0m0, I proceeded to walk the 3 blocks down to the bayfront and throw the can in the ebb tide. I will unironically throw a car battery in tomorrow, along with my can, if the can says recycle me on it, and will continue to do so until I wind up dumping mercury fulminate or red phosphorus, lye, or aqua regia. Don't tell me what to do with my [censored]ing can