GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUAH! Vicky Thornton was just named "Steel Case" Woman of the Year for 2011! Steel Case corporation is the largest manufacturer of steel office desks. In appreciation of Vicky's substantial contribution to desk top ergonomics, Steel Case has awarded the California diva its highest honor. In accepting her award, Vicky humbly stated, "I only wish my co-copulant, David Thornton, was as hard and firm as any Steel Case desk." At the ceremony, it was revealed that Vicky has been furtively working with Steel Case in producing the world's first HEATED steel top desk for intimate office aerobics. Additional options will include a stain resistant desk surface and artificial, on demand, lubrication, vibration and massage. Analysts predict this will be the number one purchased desk of California agencies and bureaucrats by Christmas 2012! Hollywood insiders have also gushed that this multi-functional office marvel will replace the well-worn casting couch in offices from talent scouts to movie directors to media moguls throughout the entertainment industry. It looks like it is nowhere but up, up, up yours for Voluptuous Vicky and her voracious talents. Rumors of a Steel Case Calendar, perfume and a line of feminine hygiene products is also in the pipe line. Negotiations are on-going with Pfeizer to name a new corpus stimulant "Vicky Viagra." Remember, you heard it here first folks. A museum of MBC paraphenalia cannot be far behind. CONGRATULATIONS VICKY CURRY THORNTON STEEL CASE WOMAN OF THE YEAR!