Every time I hear this commercial, every organ in my body shrivels up and wants to die. If I have to hear "Fresh clean perfect sweater" one more time I think I'll actually go insane. I can't explain the pure hate I feel for this commercial. Every time it comes on, within seconds I mute Spotify and let it play out. I'd sooner listen to nails on a chalkboard than this ad. I'd sooner be skinned alive than be forced to listen to that. You couldn't pay me 100 bucks to listen to that. The secondhand embarrassment from the off-key singing and the pure cringe from the gravely voice heard simultaneously kills every ounce of my good mood. I know it's unreasonable to hate a commercial/ad this much but here we are. User's recommendation: Please save yourself the pain and not listen to this annoying and horrible jingle.