I went to a bar and the barman said if i drank enough beer i would get a free set of beer goggles that would make women more attractive to me..the closing remark ..quote. ."even make Ellen DeGeneres atteactive to me". No matter how much i drank i cannot fancy Ellen. I was drinking at $10 a schooner..i had twelve or so..I want my money back. All i did was get sick and made worse by having a pic of Ellen in toilet whilst throwing up. This beer stuff did not work as advertised.