Shame on y'all. Srsly wtff I must put a minimum of 350 characters to state the obvious here?!?!?? Un. Freakin. Believeableeeeeeeee. Period. I cannot exit this ad that is taking up my whole page and rederring this article unreadable unless I either a: give up my email address to subscribe to something I did not ask for, (reading more than one article regarding the royal brit family must mean that I want to subscribe, right?!? Not!!) or b: exit the window entirely and start over?!? Wow. Cookie stealing bleeps