WHERE IS MY ORDER?? I called a week and a half ago and placed my order. At that time the rep said "it looks like you should have about 10 condoms left", which I did. But 10 days later I HAD NONE! It is now 12 days later and I've wet the bed twice- that's kinda the point of your business is keeping me from having to sleep in a puddle of urine. I was told my order would arrive in approximately 5 days, well 5 days was 7 days ago. I called last week but customer service was closed - you're in a different time zone- so I left word but got no reply. Will order be arriving today, I hope?? Please advise ASAP. This is really not acceptable.. User's recommendation: "Pissed customer" is aptly named- this is one pissed customer, literally and figurativly.